I just discovered that making pictures a la witch house music covers is really relaxing. Especially when you’re the whole day in Photoshop doing careful photoshoot retouching and suddenly you feel the urge of chaos and anarchy. Fire away. Brendan Jordan thinks this is fabulous. Hail Eris!

I just discovered that making pictures a la witch house music covers is really relaxing. Especially when you’re the whole day in Photoshop doing careful photoshoot retouching and suddenly you feel the urge of chaos and anarchy. Fire away. Brendan Jordan thinks this is fabulous. Hail Eris!

I’m so occult that dish washing is form of meditation for me. I really love washing dishes. Some people love me because of that. 

I’m so occult that dish washing is form of meditation for me. I really love washing dishes. Some people love me because of that. 

waters-serenade said: That's a great story. VIVA LA QAOS

Gracias mi hermano! Thanks for liking my stories ;)

I used my hand drawn tarot card “The Magician”  for a Nokia Lumia 630 case design. Love it! Currently I’m working on “The Lovers” card ;) 

I used my hand drawn tarot card “The Magician”  for a Nokia Lumia 630 case design. Love it! Currently I’m working on “The Lovers” card ;) 

Chaos magick works! moment

Decided to share a nice memorable chaos magick moment in my life:

I was in a Mexican restaurant with friends, waiting for our order to finally come materialized.  Crowded. Aliens of megahunger where replicating inside our bellies while snuffy sexy aromas where seeping inside our nostrils. After so much frenetic talk my friend turned to me - all in his glory and righteousness :

"Oh yeah, you’re a magician, why don’t you do something?"

"Oh well ok. Got pen and paper?" - suddenly I got full attention from everyone. Friend found cigarette paper and a pen. 
- The waiter brought our orders. - made a sigil out of letters - “Ok everyone please look at this sigil. Try to remember its shape. Ok?” - after circling around the table followed by confused faces, I fired it with lighter inside ashtray.

Couple of seconds passed. My friend couldn’t wait to make fun of me

"Hahaha, it looks it failed."

…and there was a waiter hastily bringing us food.

QAOS OLE!

Just make a “fall in love” sigil over this powerful picture. 

Just make a “fall in love” sigil over this powerful picture. 

That moment when creepy shit is overpowered by occult awesomeness.

Found them on http://thelabyrinth111.blogspot.com/ while searching chaos magick related stuff.

I was impressed with thread pentagram. Wow.

Infinite story

"But death and beauty doesn’t matter my darling… all that matters is if this piece of me is going to be giving a birth to a galaxy"
"Sometimes you’re such a romanticist, my old chap" : said Voltaire and moved into a box of chocolate, moving his baroque furniture to the event horizon of a black hole: "My friend, last time seeing you in this eternity, I remember our non existent past, illusion of me and you 10 years before, when we were some other people, when our cells were a childish monstrosity."
"No time for vivid melancholy and dippy cookies, we don’t have time."
"Oh time, our hearty enemy, destroyer of the worlds and infernal rushing onto new planes.": he said silently disappearing from this universe : "I hope we meet again. Never." - "Hope you suck ton of cocks there": said someones shadow.

They both left each other, startled, while disappearing into nothingness, with mouths wide open in a state of shock. In a shape of a cockasuckling letter O.

—- “Void happenings” (Non existent book) by thechaote

Living on skeleton mountain

When I talk about karma with other people, since I’m still stubborn to admit its power, there is a strange force that comes into our life and sets everything into extremes. It’s easy to notice such extremes in lives of extreme people; rich, famous, successful people. Sometimes destiny and luck play into downright spiral that is on the edge with tragicomedy. It’s such a big surprise to us all when we’re reading about it in newspapers. Not just people, things, projects, social architectures, politics, countries, everything can fall following some funny Murphy’s law. Things fall with the finger of chaos fighting back. It’s that butterfly that makes a storm.

In those moments I love to point out that “we’re living on a skeleton mountain” to explain why this unlucky moments, acting like a curse, destroy us even when we feel safe in our own lies and illusions.

Skeleton mountain - imagine a big mountain of skeletons, people dead before you that made your existence a possibility, people dead because of your choices in life, people dead by countless regimes, people dead so the successful could reach the unreachable top, add nature if you want, animals you ate, nature you/we destroyed just to be. We are living on such mountain. Some people have it low, some have it high.

Everything has it’s own skeleton mountain, on micro and macro level. Even society has one that can’t support us anymore. Capitalism has it’s own. On micro level we’re sitting and carrying this little mountain while pushing and climbing a bigger one. It’s Sisyphus job.

I believe more and more corpses fall while giving a last push to the society, more society falls down it’s own mountain. We give our life to push forward things that are bigger than us. Even if a person dies in a concentration camp under torture, it is pushing forward this reality with a wish for someone to come and free the others or the next generations.

We live in countless prisons in this world and I believe such prisons make reality a place of imagination. Because all those ideas belong to nothing really, our minds. Maybe this reality really is a test. Hm.

Wishes and efforts, a prayers of many that are given to next generation. A beautiful candle light in the night. Karma being indifferent but calculative, knows who has taken more of a bite into this place, and who didn’t. If you bite more, more you will get, bad or good it doesn’t matter. Everything leads to conclusion on skeleton mountain.
You reach the top, you die. That can be a death of your soul, personality, character, maybe now you’re a rich guy and think your existence matters - but hey, there is a pile of corpses below you.

You have a responsibility and power to bring this fragile little wishes to reality. You killed many to achieve not much.

I always say we take everything for granted. But if we turn around we can see ghosts. When you see a pathetic existence wearing illusions of ego, feel sorry for them, they will learn nothing. This world is getting fuller and fuller of empty, hollow people - and for/because of them millions died. Dead end for wishes of better times for all of us.

Karma, destiny, chaos waves, they are like some weird machinery. If balance is out of order, it will work its magic. It will create curse to fight back someones extreme luck. It will drag out the uncertainty from the microscopic hole of society and use it on massive level.

It’s interesting to contemplate on idea of skeleton mountain. It can be used as shadow work. Who died because of me? Who died because of my life choices, job choices, political choices, consumerism, ideas, success, stubbornness. Remember those ghosts, lives you destroyed by not knowing. Respect your luck. It’s not all about you being high-achiever, it’s about you being hungry and eating more into the skeleton mountains core. It was all form of energy, so your rocket could go higher. Without us you’re nothing.

all the best, chaotically,
thechaote

Recipe for : Boosting the third eye

Do you have a problem with a clogged third eye? Nope you don’t. That’s a lie. Yes you do. No…

The Recipe for boosting the third eye, 6th chakra, the place where your hypothalamus make you fuzzy while doing “cock-spinal-***k-imagination” practice. Have you tried that? It’s weirdest self anal sex ever, and you feel it in your skull O_o)’ Gods do love anal sex. This is why it’s banned from annals.

Owh, yeah, right The Recipe of The Third Eye

1. Take a dark bottle.

2. Put olive oil. Add cinnamon stick and cinnamon powder.

3. Add some crystals according to your crystal fluffiness. I use amethyst because its gay, crystal quartz for empowering and keeping energies clean, and some little citrine stones if i had them.

3. I would leave that for couple of weeks. ! - You can already use it, but this recipe is far from over. Because I added EXTRA BOOST to it (it’s already known as wicca magick spell thing and you can find it on youtube where sexy ladies in their late 40s are representing it. Tits <3

4. After couple of weeks. Shake that bottle. Shake it good. Make that bottle kimochi feeling. Then take oil out. In a new bottle add these grinded herbs: Basil leaves, Great mullein flowers, some nutmeg but not too much, St. John’s wort because its awesome, and add extra some drops of oil: sandalwood or/and myrrh. Close. Shake. Leave it alone for two weeks.

5. Use that oil. Massage your third eye spot with it. It will work!

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Oh yeah and: The Skullfuck technique 

all the best chaotically

thechaote